Bob PeryeaBig Bad Wolf (2006) DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!!!!
February 9th 2009 18:37
BIG BAD WOLF (2006) 0.1 OF 10
Dir: Lance Dressen
(No pictures because I don't want to encourage anyone to waste time with this movie!)
THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SPENT MONEY ON! I rented this from Redbox and I still want my $1.06 back.
This writer/director Lance Dressen needs to get involved with a kind, gentle loving woman (or man, his choice) and really good therapist. This is the most sexually violent movie I have ever seen that did not come with an X rating and several warnings!
The story is this simple. There is this kid who steal his mom's key to his step-father's cabin. When they finally get there, a werewolf attacks them. First he kills this girl by ripping off her shirt and then slashing her throat. Then he rips the legs off of a guy. Then he goes into the cabin and rapes a virgin, rips her boyfriend's testicles off... ok, are you getting the idea!
I have no problem with the sexual nature of the werewolf myth, but the acting is terrible, the script sucks and the sexual violence (showing only breasts but with lots of [non graphic]shots of oral sex) is insipid and plain boring.
BTW, IMDB says that this movie won "Best Sci-fi/Horror/Fantasy Film" at World Fest in Houston. It had to have been the only entry because I have seen grade school plays better constructed than this piece of wolf scat.
The lead role of the bad step-dad/beast is played by Richard Tyson. You might remeber him as the bad dad in Kindergarten Cop, opposite Arnie. Obviously summerstock plays were not hiring because a guy who has been in film for 20 years should never have taken this stupid role.
This is lowest rating I can give a movie. A 0.1 out of 10! Even The Godfather III wouldn't get this low a rating and I think that movie was a waste of celluloid. At least GF III is not a barometer of moral degradation, just a barometer of studio greed.
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE, EVER!!!!
Except for this time....
Dir: Lance Dressen
(No pictures because I don't want to encourage anyone to waste time with this movie!)
THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SPENT MONEY ON! I rented this from Redbox and I still want my $1.06 back.
This writer/director Lance Dressen needs to get involved with a kind, gentle loving woman (or man, his choice) and really good therapist. This is the most sexually violent movie I have ever seen that did not come with an X rating and several warnings!
The story is this simple. There is this kid who steal his mom's key to his step-father's cabin. When they finally get there, a werewolf attacks them. First he kills this girl by ripping off her shirt and then slashing her throat. Then he rips the legs off of a guy. Then he goes into the cabin and rapes a virgin, rips her boyfriend's testicles off... ok, are you getting the idea!
I have no problem with the sexual nature of the werewolf myth, but the acting is terrible, the script sucks and the sexual violence (showing only breasts but with lots of [non graphic]shots of oral sex) is insipid and plain boring.
BTW, IMDB says that this movie won "Best Sci-fi/Horror/Fantasy Film" at World Fest in Houston. It had to have been the only entry because I have seen grade school plays better constructed than this piece of wolf scat.
The lead role of the bad step-dad/beast is played by Richard Tyson. You might remeber him as the bad dad in Kindergarten Cop, opposite Arnie. Obviously summerstock plays were not hiring because a guy who has been in film for 20 years should never have taken this stupid role.
This is lowest rating I can give a movie. A 0.1 out of 10! Even The Godfather III wouldn't get this low a rating and I think that movie was a waste of celluloid. At least GF III is not a barometer of moral degradation, just a barometer of studio greed.
DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE, EVER!!!!
Except for this time....
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